Best jokes 

1)So why do" cows wear bells" ?

Because there "horns" Donot work😂

2) so an 'hamburger" went to a bar and asked for a drink 

    Bar attended replied "we don't serve food here " 😂

3) one day a man was passing by a graveyard with his family 

    He asked his family "why can't I be buried here right now "

    His family asked "why"

    He replied "because I am not dead yet "😂😂